Nothing But Trouble

Throwbaaack, HAAAAAY. Nice 2pac Cameo or what? Nevah Knew.

Don't act like you never noticed.

So Rhinoplasty is an option for the 1/18th Jewish feature of my face. SJP and MJ did it...it would make me a 10 instead of a solid 8.5. See for yerself

ya i started my masters program today

but more importantly...

hot sophisticat

2nd wave ska roots has been my grown-up ideal for a long time. I like it on the runway, and even more on my husband.

Baby felix will one day be dressed in these fancy duds by Ben Sherman, secondhand of course.

the new food network star

The little white stinky balls that get stuck in the back of your tonsils... aka "breath balls" are ruining my life. I've researched these stinky intruders and found they are decaying balls of food. They lodge in your tonsils and decay, with stinky bacteria feasting and destroying your will to beat halitosis. The cure.... tonsillectomy. A painful surgery; ridding of the tonsils and the breath balls forever. Worth it... yes. The white invaders are popping out left and right.

Logan and I went to the movies yesterday and spent a good 20 minutes prior tweezing, squeezing, and spitting out a colony of the nasties. I think they have been major contributors to my chronic night cought.

Step 1: gargle peroxide.
Step 2: bald the end of a toothpick and poke 'em out.
Step 3: loose dignity. I know everybody gets these.

Logan's face disapproves

don't get me mad or else

time to upgraaade ya